hauntumn:

I wanna do dirty stuff with u like farming

(via power-donuts)

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

(via justlezithappen)

fashionrunways:

I really do like it when people tell me about themselves. It doesn’t matter what, it can be about their day, what they did that they found amazing, what their hobbies are, etc. I like knowing about people, in a way, it makes me feel like they trust me. You’re not bothering me with your rambling, I actually prefer to listen.

(via everchanging-spectrum-of-a-lie)

swamped:

Do u ever look at someone and you’re like how

(via electric-pandas)

istoleyourpanties:

quarterclever:

especiallygoodfinder:

nepeter:

australians dont have sex

australians mate

I spat out my coffee

sorry about your image

frICK

(via texas-wasyou)

fangirlfromtartarus:

shieldmaiden-of-celestial-intent:

corporal-levi-achoo:

watchedbyfoxes:

only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.

I’d guarantee that if you showed this to 535,000 non tumblr users they’d think it was fascinating why does having a silly blog make a difference 

My blog isn’t silly it contains only the finest celebrities and tables.

The tables have turned.

fangirlfromtartarus:

shieldmaiden-of-celestial-intent:

corporal-levi-achoo:

watchedbyfoxes:

only on tumblr would over 535,000 people be fascinated by a table. This is why I love you guys.

I’d guarantee that if you showed this to 535,000 non tumblr users they’d think it was fascinating why does having a silly blog make a difference 

My blog isn’t silly it contains only the finest celebrities and tables.

The tables have turned.

(via policedog)

croatoanlives:

thechronicferuchemist:

Uterus, I do not understand your need to have a baby. We cannot afford a baby. I do not want a baby. Hell you wouldn’t even be happy if we had a baby. I find these temper tantrums you throw every month we don’t have a baby absolutely unacceptable.

uterus, stop being a baby

(via fuckyeahilikechicks)

dreaming-goddess:

stunningpicture:

Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)

this is the most beautiful picture I have ever seen

dreaming-goddess:

stunningpicture:

Was playing around with my camera and some broken glass, and I captured this. (OC)

this is the most beautiful picture I have ever seen

(via exes-n-oohs)

nevvzealand:

what do u say to ur sister if she is crying????? are you having a CRISIS

(via meganvicious)

lameboob:

lameboob:

lameboob:

how do you make someone holy

you beat the hell out of them

my 96 year old catholic grandma told me this joke

(via one-great-perhaps)