human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

human:

YOU CANT SPRINT WITH US

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operameister:

thisismythanksgivingurl-gobble:

agentgreenfishy:

poselikeateam:

fuck-i-just:

Next time a blocked number calls you answer like this: “Jim’s whore house. You got the dough, we got the hoe.”

Why does this not have any notes?

lol no “Nashville sperm bank, you squeeze it we freeze it. how may I help you?”

“Henderson’s Morgue, you stab em, we slab em, this is Eight Ball speaking.”

“Texas crematorium you kill ‘em we grill ‘em how can I direct your call?”

(via lightning-eyes)

f-ftw:

Rob and Tricia win. Hahaha

(via vida-de-tequila)

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

roachpatrol:

blazepress:

The level.

i’m very angry and very impressed

(via lightning-eyes)

flyichiro:

the other day we were discussing dating and this one dude was like “I don’t see the big deal why can’t people just ask people out without all the fuss” and another guy was like “well you get nervous and you get butterflies in your stomach ya know” and the first dude looked the other dude straight in the eye and said “DIGEST THEM.”

(via thecityisonfiretonight)

bile2:

IM WEAK

bile2:

IM WEAK

(via justlezithappen)

jakemalik:

being the last person still laughing too much at a joke is a very big problem in my life

(via lamrb)

im-heem:

80HD

im-heem:

80HD

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